Then he found himself in a college composition class, and suddenly the writing gene sort of kicked in.
I am very glad that somewhere floating around in his gene pool he found some creativity and sarcasm which surfaced in his comparison/ contrast essay called “Men Vs.
However, I do remember one morning when he was at college that the phone rang well before A. Buy the bone-in, because they cannot import bone-in from Canada because of Mad Cow Disease nor from Mexico because of Foot and Mouth Disease.) Put the roast in a crockpot and add: chopped carrots chopped celery stalks one onion, quartered potatoes cut in large chunks 1 jar artichoke hearts marinated with juice 1 pkg.
Lipton Onion Soup Mix Add water as needed and cook all day on low in the Crockpot, so it is ready to eat when you come home in the evening.
Men spend their time making their life better, but women spend their time on crazy stuff that makes no sense.
Women are always rearranging the furniture or vacuuming the floor while men are trying to do some relaxation activities that are important to mental health such as channel surfing, watching the game, eating chips, or taking a nap on the couch.
What do girls do with all of those shoes they own besides pile them in the bottom of their closets?
I came to college with a toothbrush, toothpaste, comb, deodorant, razor, shaving gel, and some aftershave so I could smell good if I didn’t have time to take a shower.
They will pick a channel with some “cry me a river” show on it and just leave it there until it’s over.
That is a very boring way to watch t.v., and the shows are too depressing. The remote control and the guide on the screen were invented by some man genius so you could watch t.v. Women do not seem to be very good at multi-tasking like that.